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A scoop of opinions, philosophies and observations…

  1. Life is really short.
  2. I’m not gregarious, and can be an anti-social bitch.
  3. I’m okay with that.
  4. I have neither a concept of time nor of distance (everything “was the other day”, and “it’s not too far”).
  5. I hate close talkers. I don’t want to feel or smell your breath.
  6. Overpopulating is not okay. Everybody’s kids are cute.
  7. 3’s the new 2, isn’t cute.
  8. Having 4+ kids doesn’t make you a good mom, it makes you a fucktard.
  9. I love the word fucktard (thank you, Jen Lancaster).
  10. Cooking and gardening nourish everything.
  11. I have to travel.
  12. My children are fabulous.
  13. So, is my husband.
  14. I’m not old, yet.
  15. When I am old, I’m going to wear false eyelashes everyday.
  16. Listening is a lost skill.
  17. I hate the “Twinkie” police. Natural selection is our friend.
  18. Standing in front of a running microwave, can’t be good…
  19. I am a food snob.
  20. If you make a lot of stupid choices, you’re probably stupid.
  21. The French are not rude, they are proud.
  22. San Franciscans are rude.
  23. Cheese puffs are not a food.
  24. Midriff shirts and spare tires, don’t mix.

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