A scoop of opinions, philosophies and observations…
- Life is really short.
- I’m not gregarious, and can be an anti-social bitch.
- I’m okay with that.
- I have neither a concept of time nor of distance (everything “was the other day”, and “it’s not too far”).
- I hate close talkers. I don’t want to feel or smell your breath.
- Overpopulating is not okay. Everybody’s kids are cute.
- 3’s the new 2, isn’t cute.
- Having 4+ kids doesn’t make you a good mom, it makes you a fucktard.
- I love the word fucktard (thank you, Jen Lancaster).
- Cooking and gardening nourish everything.
- I have to travel.
- My children are fabulous.
- So, is my husband.
- I’m not old, yet.
- When I am old, I’m going to wear false eyelashes everyday.
- Listening is a lost skill.
- I hate the “Twinkie” police. Natural selection is our friend.
- Standing in front of a running microwave, can’t be good…
- I am a food snob.
- If you make a lot of stupid choices, you’re probably stupid.
- The French are not rude, they are proud.
- San Franciscans are rude.
- Cheese puffs are not a food.
- Midriff shirts and spare tires, don’t mix.
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