Laundromat Memoirs

Cowboy boots are meant to be worn by those that wrangle, ride, rope and herd.  If you participate in any, or all of the mentioned, you own two pairs. One pair for work, the other for mating. Those possessing only the mating pair, have not earned the right to refer to themselves as a cow-anything. Riding an electronic bull at the local watering hole, is nothing more than that.

If you wear your jeans tucked into your boots, you’re a wuss.

I am not a cowgirl. I can ride a horse, really well (many years of escaping, via horseback). I can rope (pathetically) and herd (fabulously). I’m squeeze chute savvy, and biological functions, don’t phase me. But, I’m still a semi urban yuppie granola.